jME pickup lines


  • Your the geometry to my node

  • Hey babe check out my 1000fps

  • 1 of my physics engines broke, lucky i have a spare

  • If i culled you, there would be no angels in my frustum

  • I wanna chase you all around the cam

  • I counted how much i love you, and had a buffer overflow

  • My E-penis is the biggest on zee forums!

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@wezrule said:

  • If i culled you, there would be no angels in my frustum

  • I counted how much i love you, and had a buffer overflow




Love those 2 :D

I see what you're doing. Getting votes by using humor. Well played sir, well played. ;)

yes, he do it all the time :smiley: +1

sshhhh :stuck_out_tongue:

@madjack, you gotta hand it to him - he’s a pro :stuck_out_tongue:

A pro troll, yeah. :stuck_out_tongue:

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.



http://clunkline.com/2009/12/programming-pick-up-lines/

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+1 for the effort. There was 1 or 2 okay ones. :stuck_out_tongue:

“Hey baby, have you seen my JME forum score?”

@pspeed said:
"Hey baby, have you seen my JME forum score?"

It is funny, but not "pickup line" funny. Better luck next time. ;)
@madjack said:
It is funny, but not "pickup line" funny. Better luck next time. ;)


It's at least as funny as half of the originals but has the added benefit of incorporating the sentiment of this entire thread. ;)

If you’d use the others to a coder chick they’d get it (hopefully!) but jME’s… I doubt it. Maybe when Mythruna sells by the million then yeah. :wink:



As I said, it IS funny. :smiley: